1. |
To War
03:50
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Alpha boys are back!
And we are here for a mission
At the end of the day
the whole world
Will...be....intoxicated
It feels so good, to be back
This hangover must have lasted a decade
It feels so good, to be drunk AGAIN!
Now all we have to do is join our forces
It´s time again
To go to war
War against the sober
Open your beer and start marching forward
TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG
TOGETHER WE WILL GET DRUNK
TOGETHER WE STAND UNITED
TOGETHER WE WILL END THIS SADNESS
What the fuck, Is this?
Don´t sit there and be sober!
What the fuck, dude come on
No one likes a partypooper
It´s time again
To go to war
War against the sober
Open your beer and start marching forward
TOGETHER WE ARE STRONG
TOGETHER WE WILL GET DRUNK
TOGETHER WE STAND UNITED
TOGETHER WE WILL END THIS SADNESS
I love the smell of hangover in the morning
If we shall win this war we need to start training
It won´t be easy, Many great men will fall
You have to work even harder, To keep up with the boys
Chugg, chugg, chugg, get that beer down
Come on your pantsy , do you call that drinking
Shot, shot, shot, take another shot
If you puke, you start all over!
Alpha boys are back!
And we are here for a mission
At the end of the day
the whole world
WIll...be....intoxicated
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2. |
No Girls Allowed
02:32
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It started when we were young
Didn't want anything to do with their kind
We always kept it to ourselves
But the girls never followed the rules
Pink dresses and fancy shoes
The thought alone makes me wanna puke
Keep your cooties for yourself
Come any closer and I'll use selfdefence
Playing videogames, that´s our thing
Wrestling and fighting!
Talking about sports and cars
Nothing you can do with a girl
So we built our own secret castle
Where the girls never found us
All our life we have tried to avoid them
With all of our glorious might
Can't you read?
It says here on the sign
That no girls are allowed
Only men
Tough men
Are allowed in our holy den
I fucking love my boys
Swearing and cursing
Beer-chugging alpha dudes
I fucking love my bros
Hairy and sweaty
Just the way we want it, homies
Can´t you read?
It says here on the sign
That no girls are allowed
Only men
Tough men
Are allowed in our holy den
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3. |
A Fucking King
03:10
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Flexing his muscles in front of the mirror
A perfect way to start the day
He goes downstairs and smack his bitch on the ass
Gives her a kiss and then he heads out
If you talk shit you will get hit
You see he has to compensate
Between his legs he keeps his little secret
A really small pathetic penis
He is a big fucking king!
He drives a big ass car!
He earns a big fat paycheck!
The only thing that isn´t big
Well, it is his tiny dick
He think he is a God
He beats up women when they laugh
He can't satisfy anyone
With his microscopic little schlong
He was the bully at your school
The one everyone thought was so fucking cool
But you know his dirty little secret
That he barely got a penis
Money can buy you friends
Money can buy you a wife
Your ego can be big
As long as your hide your dick
He is a big fucking king
He drives a big ass car
He earns a big fat paycheck
The only thing that isn't big
Well, it is his tiny dick
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4. |
Han(d) Solo
02:32
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School's ringing out
I'm running home as fast I can
Up to my room
I am ready for you, Han
I levitate towards my bed
Now Princess Leia is in my head
You can call me Hand Solo!
As I rub my Wookie up and down
Hand Solo!
I'm glad I ain't Mr. Vader's Son
Me and my friend, we are just the same
Sharing an interest for our own laser ballgame
He is my favorite neighbour
As he's rubbing his skinny lightsaber
You can call me Hand Solo!
As I rub my Wookie up and down
Hand Solo!
I'm glad I ain't Mr. Vaders Son
Togheter with my friend
Togheter we pretend
That we are rebels of masturbation
With our own space station
But he dont have a chance
With his little lance
Cause i'm about to burst
Oh yeah!
HAN SHOT FIRST!
You can call me Hand Solo!
As I rub my Wookie up and down
Hand Solo!
I'm glad I ain't Mr. Vaders Son
Hand Solo!
See me pointing with my gun
Hand Solo!
I'm cumming, I'm finally done
Hand Solo!
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5. |
Current Report
03:55
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This story is about a lonley man
From the depths of the Swedish forrest
He was searching for pure love
He had been lonley for a long long time
This was before the internet
But he got the perfect plan
When he was reading his old well-used magazines
After about fifty tries
He finally got one right
The perfect angle
Of all his glorius might
Who's that man on page fitfyfour
With a badly taken polaroid
Did he ever find true love?
Sadly we will never know.
He waited by his mailbox for over a month
Without a single letter he started to doubt
But then it finally happend. He got an anwser
He was so happy
After about fifty days
He finally got a "Yes"
The perfect girl
That will play with his glorius might
Who's that man on page fitfyfour?
With a badly taken polaroid
Did he ever find true love?
Sadly we will never know.
He was so very eager
This was the night
He had bought her flowers
He walked up to her flat
He rang the bell, time was standig still
Then she opened the door, there she was
But something was very wrong, this was no girl at all
Instead there stood a man with his veiny meathammer
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6. |
Georgina W. Butch
03:24
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Outside this city at the local trailer park
A gathering place for poor men awaits
In a caravan with red lights since christmas eve
There she lives, the women in their dreams
Come in!
Enter the gates to paradise
Come in!
She'll do what you want if you pay the price
Drop your pants
There she is, the queen of white trash
Georgina W. Butch!
Drop your pants
There she is, the queen of white trash
Georgina W. Butch!
Her husband Terry, looks after the kids
'Cause she's busy from dusk til dawn
He fantasizes about her lower back tattoo
As he cries at the end of the line
Now he's in.
In his former paradise
Now he's in.
Even Terry has to pay the price
He drops his pants
There she is. His queen of white trash
Georgina W. Butch!
He drops his pants
There she is. His queen of white trash
Georgina W. Butch!
Terry! Terry!
Feed the cats. Feed the kids
Terry! Terry!
Feed me! Feed me!
Terry! Terry!
I'm gonna leave you! I'm gonna leave you!
Terry! Terry!
Stop bitching around!
Don't you cry Terry. We got your back
Just right after she drained our sacks
Don't be sad Terry. It will be alright
We know you wont give up without a fight
But Terry was so fucking sad
It didn't work out as he planned
She was supposed to be his dream
But she is filled with other mens cream
He drops the bomb. There she blows
His queen of white trash
Georgina W. Butch
He drops the bomb. There she blows
His queen of white trash has paid the price
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7. |
JC
03:04
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What the God namned Ken
Didn't know when he spread his seed
Was that he created the ultimate being
A decent from heaven
To bring Beermageddon
His presence lights up our darkened days
JC - As a baby
JC - Amazing skills in milk-drinking
JC - As a baby
JC - High pitch singing to J and K
Baptized in beer
He has no fears
So beautiful he will leave you in tears
Don't mind the gap
It's not a trap
It's just a gateway to his soul
JC - He is crazy
JC - Amazing skills in air-drumming
JC - He is crazy
JC - High pitch singing to Highlander
IN NOVEMBER 1987
A SAVIOUR WAS SENT DOWN FROM HEAVEN
WITH HEAVY METAL RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS
HE PUT THE NON ALCOHOLICS IN CHAINS
OH LORD HEAR OUR PRAISE
WE STAND HERE IN YOUR GRACE
DOWN ON OUR KNEES WE ARE READY TO PLEASE
WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF....
JC - He is crazy
JC - Amazing skills in air-drumming
JC - He is crazy
JC - High pitch singing to Highlander
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8. |
Drunk On A Sunday
03:26
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I wake up, it's Sunday morning
My head is about to explode
My memory from last evening has blown away
The anxiety for tomorrow morning kills me slowly inside
I must save myself before it's to late
I can't live this sad, boring life
I think to myself
It's time for a change
A great idé has been born
Crawling towards the refrigerator
Grab a couple of cold one's
My favorite sound is when I open a can
And my day can begin
Let's get wasted!
Let's get wasted!
Let's get drunk! - Drunk on a Sunday
Let's get drunk! - Don't care about Monday
Let's get drunk! - Drunk on a Sunday
One week has passed
It's sunday morning again
I look to my left and what the hell?
A ladyboy in my bed?
Once again, I cant remember anything from the night before
But the pain in my ass
tells me that is was of first class.
Let's get wasted!
Let's get wasted!
Let's get drunk! - Drunk on a Sunday
Let's get drunk! - Don't care about Monday
Let's get drunk! - Drunk on a Sunday
Kicked out my company
Hungover, I sat on my couch
Now I'm alone again
I call some friends
They're coming over
Let's get drunk again
Let's get drunk! - Drunk on a Sunday
Let's get drunk! - Don't care about Monday
Let's get drunk! - Drunk on a Sunday
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9. |
Too Smart To Be Sober
01:31
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Waking up!
It's monday morning
Late again!
Gets another warning
I give my boss the middle finger
Getting drunk, watching Jerry Springer
You're to smart to be sober
It's not worth it and you know it
It might just be a Monday
Open a beer and keep them coming
Waking up!
It's Tuesday morning
Late again!
Gets another warning
Stop wasting time on being sober!
Take a beer and be happy for a moment
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10. |
Alpha Boys
04:29
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A thousand years ago
When God created the world
The first man was set on earth
A few days went by
Until he made his first mistake
Another kind that stopped the great evoloution
Raise your hands and join the revoloution
Raise your voice and shout
We're Alpha Boys
Living for beer and Rock 'N' Roll
We're Alpha Boys
God's gift to this world
Our time has finally come
It's time to fix his shit
He will thank us the day we die!
The vision is set!
We will rule this world
We are strong and we wont let you down
Raise your hands and join the revoloution
Raise your voice and shout
We're Alpha Boys
Living for beer and Rock N roll
We're Alpha Boys
Gods gift to this world
We're Alpha Boys
We're Alpha Boys
We're Alpha Boys
We're Alpha Boys
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